Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dear Analiese Silvey

Thank you for the "Life Changing Email".  It has definitely changed my life.  Once again I feel a certain elation when marking email as spam.  Thank you for returning some joy to clearing junk from my email box.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Dear Mister Spammer

Seriously.  Stop calling me Diana.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Dear Mister Spammer

No.  Someone did NOT send me an Authentic MLB Jersey.

That is all...

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Dear Mister Spammer

Dear Twitter Bots,

I would block you but it seems your existence might improve my Empire Avenue ratiung.

Sincerely Conflicted...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Dear Mr Phish

A private message in my email box from Facebook with nothing but a link.  No thank you...

Friday, July 23, 2010

Dear Mister Spammer

Dear Warcrack Spammers,

I don't play Aion either.  That is all.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Dear Mister Spammer

What exactly is so hard about getting a job and actually working for a living?