Dear Analiese Silvey

Thank you for the "Life Changing Email".  It has definitely changed my life.  Once again I feel a certain elation when marking email as spam.  Thank you for returning some joy to clearing junk from my email box.

Dear Mister Spammer

Seriously.  Stop calling me Diana.

Dear Mister Spammer

No.  Someone did NOT send me an Authentic MLB Jersey.

That is all...

Dear Mister Spammer

Dear Twitter Bots,

I would block you but it seems your existence might improve my Empire Avenue ratiung.

Sincerely Conflicted...

Dear Mr Phish

A private message in my email box from Facebook with nothing but a link.  No thank you...

Dear Mister Spammer

Dear Warcrack Spammers,

I don't play Aion either.  That is all.

Dear Mister Spammer

What exactly is so hard about getting a job and actually working for a living?