Dear Mister Spammer

No.  Someone did NOT send me an Authentic MLB Jersey.

That is all...

Dear Mister Spammer

Dear Twitter Bots,

I would block you but it seems your existence might improve my Empire Avenue ratiung.

Sincerely Conflicted...

Dear Mr Phish

A private message in my email box from Facebook with nothing but a link.  No thank you...

Dear Mister Spammer

Dear Warcrack Spammers,

I don't play Aion either.  That is all.

Dear Mister Spammer

What exactly is so hard about getting a job and actually working for a living?

Dear Twitter Spamtards

Yes, you are easy to spot.  And yes you get blocked as soon as you are spotted.

Dear Mister Spammer

Thank you for the offer of a free gift card worth $100 for Farmville.  Aside from the fact I know this is a scam, I would normally appreciate the fake gesture with the exception of the fact that I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE ANYTHING RELATED TO FREAKING FARMVILLE.

Dear Zoosk

When I close my account, I really want to close my account.  Quit sending me matches and flirts from people who are probably just bots.

Dear Nicholle Swindell - aka Ms Spammer

Mwahahaha!  At least you picked an appropriate name this time.

Dear Mr Phish

I can find out my credit score and I'll I need to do is give you my personal information?  What could possibly be wrong with that?

Dear Mister Spammer

If you have a name like rogue-wow.net.ru, I will block you.  I mean, why not just call yourself iamleetrussianspamtard?