Dear Mister Spammer

Thank you for the offer of a free gift card worth $100 for Farmville.  Aside from the fact I know this is a scam, I would normally appreciate the fake gesture with the exception of the fact that I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE ANYTHING RELATED TO FREAKING FARMVILLE.

Dear Zoosk

When I close my account, I really want to close my account.  Quit sending me matches and flirts from people who are probably just bots.

Dear Nicholle Swindell - aka Ms Spammer

Mwahahaha!  At least you picked an appropriate name this time.

Dear Mr Phish

I can find out my credit score and I'll I need to do is give you my personal information?  What could possibly be wrong with that?

Dear Mister Spammer

If you have a name like rogue-wow.net.ru, I will block you.  I mean, why not just call yourself iamleetrussianspamtard?

Dear Mister Spammer - Guest rant by @hedgedevil

Clever - an email about trouble with my paypal account on a day when I couldn't remember the password to it. However...

... I'm on to you, paypal (at) gmail.com ...

Dear Mr Phish - a very special episode: Godaddy Phishing Scam

Today, I will be reposting a post from Adam Helweh’s Posterous.
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I just received email receipt for a purchase of $357 (see below) which of course freaked me out since I did not purchase anything from Godaddy for some time. I called Godaddy billing support and they confirmed that it is a scam and that I was the 10th call that the customer support person had taken in a row regarding this. Beware of any of the links on this email. Godaddy is trying to take care of it. I have not logged into my Godaddy account for some time and could not remember if this was my customer number. They confirmed that the same customer number is seen on all of the fake emails that folks seem to be receiving. Please pass it on.